Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard crying about her dear old goldfish dying... waaait, that's not the way it goes? This is a lady. And a cupboard. She is in the kitchen, I think. Making dinner I suppose.
an image from the US government EPA "Sunwise" program. I converted it from PDF format, and removed all the "sunwise" logos. the source link is here - http://www.epa.gov/sunwise/doc/mission_story.pdf